Kardashians Vs. The Riddler Part X: Baby Chick

In order of importance, the Kardashian girls were as follows:

1. Kim -For her good looks and popularity.

2. Khloe -For her abrasive verbal diarrhea

3. Kourtney -For her blunt, opinionated views.

4. Kendall - For her edgy and up and coming style.

5. Kylie - ???

Yes, Kylie Jenner.

An unofficial Kardashian, was born too little, too late.

While her older sister Kendall began conforming to the Kardashian lifestyle, Kylie faded into oblivion.

While posing for pictures with the royal family on the red carpet, Kylie was always cropped out of a photo or axed from the shot.

Nobody would pay to get a shot of Kylie, because she wasn't particularly memorable.

The reality show was called Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 

Which meant the Jenners took back seat to most of the circus.

The older Kylie got, the easier she found it to disappear.

She became self reliant, and hung out with her best friend Ronnie.

He shared many secrets with her.

And riddled her with intrigue.

Every day was a new adventure.

Ronnie opened her eyes to a world, outside Calabasas.

One afternoon Ronnie had revealed a secret panel in the back of Kylie's walk in closet.

She carved around the outside of a door that had been painted over.

Behind it she discovered secret passages within the walls to the Kardashian/Jenner house, which she followed to a series of underground tunnels.

The tunnels were in rough shape, due to the earth shifting from earthquakes over the years.

Only a girl the size of Kylie Jenner could maneuver through the small openings.

With Ronnie's help, she explored and mapped the entire system, declaring it Monde Sinistre.

The sinister world.

It was a place she could escape.

The world above was much too blase.

So she created her own.

Most of the tunnels ran through the neighborhood.

The only other opening was near the private gate, that closed off the world from Hidden Hills.

The community where the Kardashian-Jenner house stood.

Kylie would spend days, sometimes even weeks in Monde Sinistre, building an underground home.

Per Ronnie's request.

She was content.

And disappeared almost completely.

Until Rob was plagued with curiosity.

Kylie hadn't spoken to her brother in months.

But there he was, digging through her belongings.

She was surprised to find him in her room, after exiting her hiding place.

Usually it was Bruce who would sniff around.

Checking on her needs.

But she was a simple child.

And had never asked for anything.

She would make occasional public appearances to avoid any conflict.

But nine times out of ten, the family was too busy to worry.

This particular day, Rob had grown desperate for cash.

And remembered his secret hiding spot.

He always had anxiety around money.

And learned to hide it all through the house.

His favorite hiding spots were usually within toys and dolls stashed away in Kylie's room.

This did not please Kylie.

It was one thing for the family to snub her.

But another for her belongings to be rifled.

She had become used to the privilege of being anonymous.

Kylie hadn't known about his hiding spots.

And when she emerged from her walk in, assumed he was spying on her.

She approached him.

But this angered Rob.

Everyone seemed to have secrets, and this was his.

He didn't want the family to know about his small fortune.

Just like Kylie hadn't wanted the family to see Mondo Sinistre.

Anger.

An emotion Kylie hadn't felt before.

It crackled inside her, as she confronted Rob.

Usually he would have dismissed her.

Looking straight through her.

But this time he locked eyes with Kylie.

Part of her spirit died, as she was finally noticed.

It cut through her like a knife.

She finally realized she hadn't wanted to be seen.

And was getting unwanted attention.

Kris Jenner entered the room, followed by Bruce and the camera crew.

Exposing Robs secret.

The blinding light from the crew, caused her body to shut down.

Kylie fainted.

When she awoke, she was in the living room, with a cold wash cloth on her forehead.

In front of her the family stared, while E! Entertainment profited from her tragedy.

Kris Jenner cradled Kylie in her arms and showered her with love.

Fear filled her as she shyed away from the camera.

Kris yelled Cut!

The crew followed her instructions.

Mother Kardashian explained to Kylie, the severity of the shot.

She set up a scenario of the mother hen, tending to her baby chick.

Kylie knew she had to play along, or forever be involved.

So the camera crew rolled film and got the shot in the can.

Everyone quickly forgot all about Kylie.

But it was Rob, who never forgot the occurrence.

She was constantly on his radar.

And it had become harder to disappear for days on end.

She turned to Ronnie for advice.

But he too had completely abandoned her.

Mondo Sinistre started to look more like the world above.

Kylie no longer enjoyed disappearing.

So she began sleeping in her own bed again.

And interacting with the family.

She had started to become more prevalent as her half sisters partook in their own spin off shows.

The time came when she had completely forgotten about her secret underground world.

Until one one night, Ronnie had returned.

But he was not the same man she had remembered.

Kylie was much older since she saw Ronnie.

No longer was he the stumpy, eccentric, kind, play friend.

He had evolved into a darker being.

A tall, wiry, thin man who hid his face from her with a translucent mask.

Ronnie was bald, which showcased a giant green question mark.

Kylie hardly recognized him, but remembered his deep, raspy voice.

He explained that he had been hiding, since her debut.

And had devised a plan to rescue her from her prison.

Afraid, Kylie refused.

But Ronnie refused to take no for an answer.

He insisted, by claiming she had become brainwashed.

But Kylie felt fine.

Her childhood friend had started to frighten her.

Ronnie, gave her one more chance to settle the score.

But Kylie was no longer tied to the man.

So he dissapeared.

This delighted Kylie.

Until he returned, leaving his calling card.

During the day it was invisible.

Once night arrived it was as clear as day.

 A glow in the dark question mark had been spray painted on Kylie's cieling.

To remind her of whats to come.