Kardashians vs. The Riddler Part I

Everything was hunky dory in Kardashian land.

The family just wrapped Kim's big wedding special, which carted her out of the country with new beau Kris Humphries. 

Rob was in NYC for a release party, while Kendall and Kylie were flown out on a private jet to Palm Springs to enjoy a day of pampering.

Kourtney and Khloe carpooled over to the Calabasas home of mother Kris, and father in law Bruce Jenner. 

Among them was baby Mason minus two significant others, Lamar (who was lazy) and Scott (who was careless.) 

The girls arrived at the gate that awarded them entrance into the community of Calabasas but something was awry. 

No security guard.

The girls, didn't think to panic but were slightly annoyed when they had to figure out how to manually open the automatic gate.

After a few tries they finally did it.

Khloe suggested this be in their next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Inside the Jenner house, all was quiet.

Kourtney and Khloe were so caught up in one anothers thoughts, they forgot about baby Mason still strapped to his baby chair.

The front door was unlocked, which Khloe assumed was a publicity stunt and waited for the camera's to arrive and Ashton Kutcher to leap from the bushes, but there was nothing.

Not even a paparazzi, were present.

Inside the house, things were thrown about.  Items were smashed and question marks were graffitied on every wall.

The girls gasped at the vandalism, then laughed calling for mother Kris.

It was Khloe who found the dead body, cold and petrified on the floor next to the bed with a white silk scarf tied around its neck. The body was positioned as if it were attacked in bed and fell to the floor.

Kourtney arrived second to which she laughed and hoped the jig was up, but realized the body belonged to her mother who lied lifeless. 

A green question mark stained the front of Kris's silky nightgown.

No sign of Bruce.

Both girls shook her in disbelief and screamed from the icy touch of Kris's skin.

It dawned on Kourtney that she had left baby Mason in the hot car.

She rushed back to him but the doors to Khloe's Escalade were all wide open and baby Mason was gone.

In his place, a green envelope with a question mark on it.

Falling to her knees, Kourtney wept, which lured Khloe from the house.

Astonished, she reached for the envelope and opened it.  Inside a Mardi Gras of little green question marks decorated thick stock paper that read: WHO IS THE RIDDLER?